Turducken!

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Well, my grammy’s come for dinner and my pappy’s comin’ too.
I know I gotta feed ’em, so I know just what I’ll do:
I’ll just go and catch a turkey, and it shouldn’t be too hard
‘Cause I live on a farm, and they’re right out in the yard.

Chicken dinner, hey hey hey
Chicken dinner on Thanksgiving Day
So I went to grab the chicken
And just my luck
I saw my chicken dinner jump and hide inside a duck.

Well, my grammy’s come for dinner and my pappy’s comin’ too.
I know I gotta feed ’em, so I know just what I’ll do:
I’ll just go and catch a duck, and it shouldn’t be too hard
‘Cause I live on a farm, and they’re right out in the yard.

Duck for dinner, hey hey hey
Duck for dinner on Thanksgiving Day
I thought he wasn’t lookin’
But he musta been perky
I saw my duck dinner jump and hide inside a turkey.

Well, my grammy’s come for dinner and my pappy’s comin’ too.
I know I gotta feed ’em, so I know just what I’ll do:
I’ll just go and catch a turkey, and it shouldn’t be too hard
‘Cause I live on a farm, and they’re right out in the yard.

Turkey for dinner, hey hey hey
Turkey for dinner on Thanksgiving Day
So I caught that turkey
And I stuck him in the oven
And when he come out he had turned into TURDUCKEN!

(whistle)

Repeat: Turkey for dinner, hey hey hey…

(Alt: So you get yourself a duck and use a chicken for the stuffin’,
And you stuff it in a turkey, and you stuff it in the oven!)