No Snow Down South
(featuring the “No Snow” chorus)

Ms. Kat’s Music, 2013.  All Rights Reserved.

We don’t get no snow down south for Christmas,
Or really any other time of year.
It’s warm here every day,
And I’ve never seen a sleigh,
But we still know how to spread Christmas cheer.

Let it snow! Let it snow!
That is what they say.
Y’all go out and build a snowman
Each and every day.
Then you freeze gettin’ Christmas trees,
Snowdrifts up your legs —
While we’re all out out in shorts
Hanging Christmas balls on the Texas sage.

We don’t get no snow down south for Christmas,
Or really any other time of year.
It’s warm here every day,
And I’ve never seen a sleigh,
But we still know how to spread Christmas cheer.

They say it might freeze on Wednesday,
So mama took me to the store.
‘Cause all I’ve got is a hoodie —
I’ve never owned a coat before.
We found the last one in the far back corner
Behind the flip-flops shipped here by the loads.
Look! There’s a flurry!
Better get home in a hurry!
‘Cause they’re closing all the roads.

We don’t get no snow down south for Christmas,
Or really any other time of year.
It’s warm here every day,
And I’ve never seen a sleigh,
But we still know how to spread Christmas cheer.

My cousin mailed me a snowball.
It got here as water instead.
So I dumped it out in the backyard,
Made a mud-ball,
And threw it at my brother’s head.

We don’t get no snow down south for Christmas,
Or really any other time of year.
It’s warm here every day,
And I’ve never seen a sleigh,
But we still know how to spread Christmas cheer.

You better watch out, you better not cry,
Better not pout, I’m telling you why:
We don’t get no snow down south for Christmas!
He’s makin’ a list, checkin’ it twice,
Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice:
We don’t get no snow down south for Christmas!

We don’t get no snow down south for Christmas,
Or really any other time of year.
It’s warm here every day,
And I’ve never seen a sleigh,
But we still know how to spread Christmas cheer!

We don’t get no snow down south for Christmas,
Or really any other time of year.
It’s warm here every day,
And I’ve never seen a sleigh,
But we still know how to spread Christmas cheer!